But who’s gonna push my wheelchair around when I get sick? God forbid I ever stop feeling sorry for myself, for being selfish This is not the way I plan on living for the rest of my life But for right now, it gets me by, you wanna go get high?
sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS A BUNCH OF LAPTOPS SO HE TOOK THE SUITCASE AND RAN AND I JUST
“I like cancelled plans. And empty bookstores. I like rainy days and thunderstorms. And quiet coffee shops. I like messy beds and over-worn pajamas. Most of all, I like the small joys that a simple life brings.”—note to self (via agentlemenscoup)
“I’ll turn him into a flea, a harmless little flea. And then I’ll put that flea inside of a box. And I’ll put that box inside of another box. And I’ll send that box to myself. And when it arrives…I’LL SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER!”—Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)